“SSSssshhhhhhhh… Tell him I’m not here.”
Piper’s in a mood. Maybe it’s her imaginary boyfriend again, maybe someone else entirely—but what’s clear is she is notin the mood to chat. This Note perfectly captures that all-too-familiar feeling: the universal urge to hide, to dodge, to disappear for just a moment.
Whether it’s a boss, a parent, a friend, or a sibling (never the dog—dogs are always welcome), we’ve all been there. That whispered plea: "Tell them I’m not here." It’s a classic move of avoidance, teenage rebellion, or just needing five minutes to breathe.
Piper, an autistic, learning disabled, and deaf artist, has an extraordinary gift for expressing those small but powerful moments we all recognize. This Note is full of personality, humour, and honesty—and a wink of solidarity for anyone who’s ever begged someone to cover for them.
Stick it on your wall, gift it to your favourite co-conspirator, or keep it handy for the next time you need a quick escape plan.
